When people interrupt me while I’m reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar, via healthy-and-hungry)
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
(Source: panerasexual, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)